The new year ticked over while I was in Kaikoura, New Zealand, a southern hemisphere version of Monterey. That is to say, a deep submarine canyon veers close to shore and pumps nutrients into the surface waters. Seabirds and whales gather for a year-round feast. Seals lounge on flat mudstone reefs; kelp fronds drape the rocks and anemones tremble in the tidepools. California quail sit on fenceposts, and someone’s even planted Monterey cypress in the park entrance.
I spent new year’s eve (the daylit portion of it, anyway) in a 25-foot boat with Gary Melville, an old fisherman with hair the color of sea spray and hands like cured ham. A deckhand on a tractor backed us down the boat ramp while we were aboard, and Gary gunned the engine as soon as we were floating. The raw windswell was running about 5 feet at 4 seconds, which is to say burly. Gary approached it like a tailback, gunning sideways for openings or slowing to take the unavoidable hit head-on. For 20 minutes, it was all red-billed and black-backed gulls.
At a sudden stop, Gary ran to the stern and I figured Oh Great, engine trouble. But he just opened a metal bucket and flung over a hunk of fish liver in a metal cage. In a few minutes we had Buller’s shearwaters all over us, two-toned gray-and-brown upperwings, clean white below. Then came the others, escalating the armaments: Hutton’s shearwater (endemic to right here); northern giant petrel, shy albatross (two subspecies), and the big kahuna, wandering albatross. By the end, we had a half-dozen of them, the big Antipodean subspecies and the massive Gibson’s subspecies.
They flew in from upwind, carved a clean bottom turn in our wake, wings stretching out past both sides of view in my binoculars, and coasted in through a pile of petrels and shearwaters to take possession. Bigger than a turkey, with massive chest, they were deceptively light on their wings. The biggest one arrived in one swoop past the bait, then calmly hung out its left foot in the water and made a neat pivot like a kayaker catching an eddy.
Not feeling the proper respect from all present, the bird went after its neighbor, a slightly smaller wanderer, by rearing up on its wings and chest-thumping its opponent, then diving in with a beak to the neck. Its point was made, and everyone calmed down. Minor skirmishes distracted the albatrosses’ attention, and in those few moments a little red-billed gull or mottled, chocolatey cape pigeon nipped in to grab a string of fat. Back at the dock, 14 gannets made a late appearance, heading north in formation. Happy new year to you, too.
(Photo via flickr)



and it is already a great New Year, thanks to you. i’ve encountered an albatross (another life dream) and i have hardly yet staggered out of bed.
the beautiful description of it practicing it’d finer kayaking techniques made me think it’s even better to read your posts than to actually go there.
here’s to many more of them.
The Mummbler
Lovely descriptive writing there. You sure you’re a scientist?
I went to Kaikoura a few years ago – well, nearly 20 I guess – and thought it was one of the Earth’s special places. I’m glad you found it.
Dave
I love Kaikoura–it was one of those places we kept coming back to “by accident” on a trip to NZ a few years ago.
And love the descriptions here–the bottom turn of the birds, the hands of the fisherman. . .
So you were not involved in the overly boisterous Antarctic holiday partying, then?
HDWP,
So glad you got to go on the Polar Discovery, I have lived vicariously through you for the duration of your trip, and I thank you for all of the excitement! Kallyn received your card today and was over the moon! She can’t wait to take it to school tomorrow and show everyone that she knows an explorer. You have jumped past Hannah Montana on the coolness chart. Kudos to you for thinking of her. She waited with great anticipation for a reply to her polar mail post, and was almost ready to succumb to tears (others in her home know how you make the ladies weep) when alas, she read your reply with delight. Thank you for making her feel special. You have earned even more points on your scorecard. You are too sweet for words. Quit blushing, accept the compliment and move on.
RQ: Funny that I’ve never been good at staying close, but that don’t mean I never remember….
xo,
da
Hi all commenters:
Cameron and David – thanks for seconding each others’ opinion about Kaikoura’s specialness. I admit I was privately surly during most of my stay in that town – brain already overflowing with Antarctic scenery and now a whole pile of New Zealand to absorb on top of it all. Part of me just wanted to go home and lie in a darkened room (with a large amount of Obsidian Stout). But the albatross trip turned out to be only one in a string of wonderful sightseeing trips around the South Island.
Also for some masochistic reason I allowed myself no fish and chips whilst in Kaikoura.
I’m back in the States now, room darkened, Obsidian opened, and a vast amount of New Zealand blue cod digested. Life is good. Thanks for reading!